What do monsters drink? Coke, because things go better with Coke!
Me: My dog doesn't have a nose.
They: How does he smell?
Me: Terrible!Me: My dog doesn't have a tail.
They: How do you know when he's happy?
Me: He stops biting me!
Me: My dog doesn't have a nose.
They: Yeah you said that!
Me: Knock, Knock
They: Who's there?
Me: Cargo
They: Cargo who?
Me: Cargo Beep Beep!
Me: Knock, Knock
They: Who's There?
Me: Boo
They: Boo who?
Me: Ah, quit your crying, they'll be more jokes tomorrow!
Yeah, you're really funny, Mr. Funnyman! I bet your mom was so fat that she had to be baptized at Sea World!
ReplyDeleteHe shoots, he scores!
-Don Rickles
Here's one for you Croom runners:
ReplyDeleteWhy did the chicken cross the road?
To show the Armadillo it could be done!
He shoots, he scores!
A2
My favorite (and the only one I can remember):
ReplyDeleteTwo cannibals were eating a clown. One looks at the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
(I'll admit, I stole that from either Chase or Andy, but I laugh my @$$ off every time I say it!).
2 black guys walk into a bar...
ReplyDelete-Dean Karnazes
My brother Russell, you see.
ReplyDelete-Bill Cosby
rectum? damn near killed him!!
ReplyDeleteThe Professor
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ReplyDeleteThey: Are you warm from the Sun?
ReplyDeleteMe: No. I'm Smith from the Times.