Bumper Sticker, Schmumper Sticker

What's Wrong with you People?

What ever happened to the funny bumper stickers?
"Beam me up Scottie"
"My wife's other car is a broom"
"A bad day fishing, is better than a good day at work"

Or my favorite:

Yesterday as the Ali-cat and I were heading to my BLF's house for a little sup, my little Honda Fit settled in behind this massive, go-anywhere, urban assault 4 x4. First thing I noticed was NOT the Deer Antlers mounted to each side of the truck. It wasn't the "Redneck" window decal either. Nope, the first thing I noticed was his bumper sticker:

"I'm stompin' on the gas and Kickin' @ss!"

Cop, "Do you realize you were speeding?"
Redneck, "Can't you read Detective Fife? Of course I was speeding. That's what happens when you're 'Stompin' on the Gas, and kickin' @ss!"

Yeah, Bubba, a little hard to be clandestine there. He also had another sticker, but I don't remember and by the time I could my camera out to photograph this teachable moment, he was gone. He really was 'stompin' on the gas,' so I'm glad I didn't catch up to see what he was doing next!

Ali and I had a wonderful meal with the BLF and we then headed out. Within one mile Ali was able to point out another classy window decal. It simply showed a hand with only one finger extended, and if the dude was claiming to be number 1, he wasn't using the traditional finger to do so!

Cop, "So, did I see you giving the finger to that old lady?"
Redneck, "Can't you see Detective Fife? It's what I do, check out the window decal!"