Why is it so PHUCKING (it's not a curse word if you spell it with a "ph") difficult to log in to post? Am I that stupid? They don't just hand out Ph.D.'s right?
Andyman, God is trying to tell you something with all these ailments of the feets....You're too old to run 100 miles. It takes 20 hours. I don't even do things I LIKE for 20 hours, let alone run...A suggestion. Start competition masturbation...it's easier on the legs (depending on your methods) and it's much more fun. AND if you get tired and have to quit, you're not 20 miles from where you started. I'm just sayin'...
"You know what I call the guy who's DFL? A finisher!" Overhead at the back of the pack at Western States in 2009. It meant a lot more to me at the end than it did at mile 3 when I heard it.
"Hey were you DFL at Western States? So was I!" Some dude named Steve that I met at Umstead. He was DFL in 2006, I was DFL in 09.
Becky talking about the need for training partners, "It takes a village to run a 100-miler." June's reply, "Yeah, a village Idiot!" Priceless June Bug, priceless!
“We are not in a hurry anymore.” Roger to his crew as he entered Camp 10 Bear for the first time in the Vermont 100, Ouch! Darn evil doctors!
"Road Marathons Suck!" Words of wisdom from Professor ACG. Listen to him, he knows of what he speaks!
"It's slippery." From the dude lying on his back at the Alafia Trail 1/2, regarding the trail condition of the muddy downhill I was about to run. Thanks, now could you roll to the side.
"There is no Try, either Do or Do Not Do." Yoda. Ok, little man, that sounds like you have a Do-Do philosophy. There is no try may work for keeping the Dark Force at bay and saving an empire, but oh-great-wrinkled-one, we're talking about running 100 Miles. Now drop and give me 20, Mr. Jed-Eye!
To me, From an aid station volunteer at Ancient Oaks 100-mile trail run, "The difference is, You could do what I'm doing, I could never do what you are doing!"
Don't Quit
Time to Pimp the Bracelets
USATF MUT of the Year
2006: MUT=Mountain Ultra Trailrunner (never a pure bred, always a MUT!)
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I hear Dickenson girls are fast...Oh boy. Oh boy, I hope I score.
I was looking for that clip on you-Tube. Found a few from Animal House, but not that one.
Feats don't fail me now!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyeC9mSWV-w
Hope you'll get Happy Feet after your visit.
Jesus, Mary, and José (are you impressed by my accent mark?),
Why is it so PHUCKING (it's not a curse word if you spell it with a "ph") difficult to log in to post? Am I that stupid? They don't just hand out Ph.D.'s right?
Andyman, God is trying to tell you something with all these ailments of the feets....You're too old to run 100 miles. It takes 20 hours. I don't even do things I LIKE for 20 hours, let alone run...A suggestion. Start competition masturbation...it's easier on the legs (depending on your methods) and it's much more fun. AND if you get tired and have to quit, you're not 20 miles from where you started. I'm just sayin'...
I'm already incorporating hand one-eye coridination in my training!
As for logging in, you can always just post as anon and sign your name, that's what my buddy Dean K does.
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