Sunday, August 9, 2009

No Body to Love

Last Summer (or was it two summers ago?) was the summer of the Panther. Several Croomers heard the Panther. We all talked about it, but I thought it was all codswallop! Aint no panther out there, there are only 60 -90 left. Then I'm running along and "Merlin's beard!" Loping along right in my path is our very own Croom Panther.

For years I've heard what a great place to dump a body Croom would be (some have even speculated that the name Bundy's Pit, came from the infamous Ted disposing of one in late 1970's). Again, codswallop I say! Croom would have to be the worst place to dump a body, Motorcycles, horses, cyclists, hikers, 4-wheel enthusiasts, and even the occasional runner use this park. No one would ever dump a corpse here!

And no one did, until Wednesday or Thursday this week. Yep, the body of one dead 46 year old man was found out there on forest road 7 on Friday.

Guys please don't start a rumor about aliens or bigfoot out there, these man eating Florida Panthers are enough!

9 comments:

Frank Sierra said...

Next thing will be a rumor about a lyme disease survivor, ex-softball phenon who was spotted dumpster diving in Nobleton

Chase Squires said...

Guy probably had it coming.

Star said...

I hope there aren't any dead guys out there when we do our 50-mile midnight fun run...

AndyMan said...

well, there may not be any "Literally" dead guys, but some of us will be wishing.

Oh, now we gotta make that run on Halloween!

Chase Squires said...

You know if you do it on Halloween, I'm going to scrape up the dough to pay someone to hide in the bushes and wait for you!! That'd be the best scare EVER!

superdave524 said...

That would be funny. I'd do it, except for the three hour wait. And it's in Florida. And I'd have to run a long way. No, you'd better do it, Chase.

Star said...

I'm gonna carry my machete just in case. I sure hope Dr. Frank can meet us after trick-or-treating. Maybe he can bring us some goodies :)

The Professor said...

I've never seen a panther, but I have picked up a cougar at happy hour.

Lynne said...

Update !

I know you're out there, I have seen you.