Thursday, March 11, 2010

Some Clean Jokes From Per. 8

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Phillip
Phillip Who
Phillip the Gas, a running on Empty!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos Who?
A mosquito bit me!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Andy
Andy Who?
Andy he bit me again!

Mr. Mathews, why are you asking us for stupid jokes?

Gee, I don't feel like working, duh!!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!

- Dick Van Dyke

Frank Sierra said...

my tuition dollars at work.

I'm sure these classics are related to a thesis on the psychological aspects of dumb humor. yep...pretty sure.

Mr. Matt said...

actually Frank, I'm trying to see if my brother is still alive. SuperD usually can't resist bait from our childhood joke book, but since I haven't heard from him, he must have slid under a gas truck somewhere :(

Star said...

I would contribute, but there ain't no internet connection in Indiana.

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