So I grabbed me a big old steak, it rang up $2, wow, what a deal!
When I got home, I'm thinking, a $2 steak, I better marinate it, all day, so I did.
Last night I char-grilled it as well as it could be grilled. And it was.............. Terrible! I never could cut into it! I started with a plastic knife, no dice! I went a regular steak knife, no dice! Than I went and got my sharpest bread knife, no dice! Finally I got my, can cut through a tin can, Swiss Army Knife, and viola! It cut the steak. I cut it up into small pieces and started eating.... After about 5 minutes trying to chew one piece, I gave up! I threw the steak away and pop in a pizza!
Hey, that steak was tough, but not as tough as our girl Andrea! She is tougher than a $2 steak! She conquered that GURR course when no other female could! She is rockin', she is rolling, she is the toughest thing on two-legs!!!
1st overall female! Course Record! Hung in through rain, mud, wind, vipers! Go girl, and she went!
Hoo-Rah! Hoo-Rah! Hoo-Rah!!!