Monday, March 7, 2011

Andrea or the $2 Steak?

Yesterday on my way back from Ft. Lauderdale I stopped at a Winn Dixie, I don't usually stop there, but I was in need of some grub. While on my way back to the produce Aisle I went by a display of 80% off meat. I'm like, I don't eat a lot of red meat, but I could use a little protein if it's almost free.

So I grabbed me a big old steak, it rang up $2, wow, what a deal!

When I got home, I'm thinking, a $2 steak, I better marinate it, all day, so I did.

Last night I char-grilled it as well as it could be grilled. And it was.............. Terrible! I never could cut into it! I started with a plastic knife, no dice! I went a regular steak knife, no dice! Than I went and got my sharpest bread knife, no dice! Finally I got my, can cut through a tin can, Swiss Army Knife, and viola! It cut the steak. I cut it up into small pieces and started eating.... After about 5 minutes trying to chew one piece, I gave up! I threw the steak away and pop in a pizza!

Hey, that steak was tough, but not as tough as our girl Andrea! She is tougher than a $2 steak! She conquered that GURR course when no other female could! She is rockin', she is rolling, she is the toughest thing on two-legs!!!

1st overall female! Course Record! Hung in through rain, mud, wind, vipers! Go girl, and she went!

Hoo-Rah! Hoo-Rah! Hoo-Rah!!!


superdave524 said...

Oh, that's rich!

Anonymous said...

That aint rich! German Chocolate Cake is rich, that's tough!

-Marion Morrison's Ghost

Star said...

A whole blog post about ME? THE girl? The Oh-One Queen?

A2 and I dialogued a conversation we would have had if you were with us. It entertained for a few minutes anyway...