How am I going to jet up and down the mountains in Leadville carrying 21% Crisco? I don't think I'll be able to. I have got to get into shape, pronto! Until then, yall know the secret... loose fitting clothes!
Which One am I?

A

B


If you guessed B, then we are not going to have to water you! That's ok, what fun would this whole thing be if my lard content was already in single digits? (a lot more, probably!)
Ok, there hot fudge is ready, gotta scram!
4 comments:
ooh, getting purdy good with them grafix ...
Yeah, but not like your picture within a picture stuff. If I could have put my own melon on the Michelin Man, I'da done it.
Maybe you need to drop a few lbs, but you, at least, don't affect tides.
Oh, that's good, very good!
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