Monday, October 27, 2008

Ha, It's A-Man 1, You Squids 0!

Yeah, oh yeah. You all owe me beers. The fierce Sasha Knowles post was vintage me baby. And you guys thought it was a Shammer.

Next time you see me, I'm drinking on your tab-tab-cola man.
What's happening now?

Is it a real dog if you can punt it more than 10 yards?
........... Rex and Ringo say, vote No on 2! I agree with that!........

I'm watching two yapping little dogs for some friends. I'm trying to good job, but I had them outside and one was yap, yap, yapping and I guess he upset nature's balance and a fly came out of nowhere and knocked one over. I cheered for the fly! Long hair isn't any better on a Chihuahua than it is on a teenage boy, go fly, fly.

Anyway this gig is ending tomorrow, along with it ends my ability to check Internet at all hours. The Internet guy hasn't come out yet, but it's ok, I'm not actually paying him yet. The longer I wait, the longer they wait. Ha!

Ok, the next post will either be me or a sham, if you want to pull the ole flim-flam sham let me know, and I'll hook you up.

Andy, aka, Sasha Fierce USA, 2008, you guys owe me!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, Bull Schmitz A-Man, I wrote that post, now you're trying to Chase me out of that beer!

I'll pound you with my sculpted butt cheeks.

-Dean Karnazes

Mr. Matt said...

Dean get over yourself, you can be so kurtsexual! You know I did write that post you meat whistle.

Chase Squires said...

Dude, you've lost it.

Mr. Matt said...

I know, Dean's lost it aint he Chase, I'll agree with you there. Wait, I thought you were Dean!

Star said...

Remind me to never let you watch our cats. Otherwise, I'll see a pic of them swimming in the pool with drinking banana liquor fru-fru drinks in paw.

Mr. Matt said...

Star, I didn't actually take that picture, it was on their computer.

However, cats are more fun, you can tie their tails together, isn't that right Chase?

superdave524 said...

Hey, now. We're kind to animals in the Palmetto State. Go, Gamecocks!