Well, there is a first time for everything.
Today is the first time I've called in sick all school year (since the beginning of August.)
Hey, I only did it because, well, I'm sick. I average one sick day per year, here's how the last eight years have shaken out:
7 Years ago: 0 sick days
6 YA: 5 sick days (Major arm surgery, 5 days in hospital)
5 YA: 0
4 YA: 0
3 YA: 1 Sick Day (played Hooky)
2 YA: 1 Sick Day (see above)
1 YA: 1 Sick Day (See above)
This Year: 1 Sick Day, I'm sick!
8 years, that's 9 days, but 5 were because of Becky knocking me out of the tree. So, I'm a pretty healthy guy.
My secret? Cod Liver Oil!
Dollars to Doughnuts, I'll be back tomorrow!