Another One's Gone, and Another One's Gone, and Another One Bites the Dust.
Don't think too much of it? Well here's what the pound of ugly fat I lost this week looks like from the inside!
Yuck! You know?
Next stop, 170's and then I go shoppin'!
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Bright and yellow, tightly cushioning your internal organs and protecting them from harm. Plus, Its so cool looking. I just don't understand why you want all those pretty yellow pounds to be gone.
Crazy runner...
If I wore my fat outside (like Rush Limbaugh does on his head!) then maybe I wouldn't want to lose it, but on the inside all it does is jiggle when I try to hoof it around Croom in a 3 1/2 hour loop!
Protecting the organs? I thought Sextons were s'posed to do that.
Another One Bites the Dust was my favorite roller skating song :)
You'd better get on the weight-loss train Superdave, 'cause I think Andy smells the Scotch!
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