Here's your Leadville weekend forecast:
Yeah, ok, I'll have to bring jackets, gloves, hats, but I am NOT wearing the tights! I am not a dancer! You will not be able to take one look at me and know my religion.
I wore tights for a race once, only once. I was in good shape, I had been competing in triathlons, I proudly went to a 10K wearing my tights, I even got a compliment from a local hottie. When I got to my buddy's house, his mom was visiting, Steve was wearing tights too. His mom, an old-school soul from Tennessee, said, to us, "What in the hell are you wearing?"
Steve responded, "What mama? A pretty girl even said we looked good in our tights.
Steve's mom didn't miss a beat, "Son, that girl lied to yall."
Nope, haven't worn them since, aint gonna neither! Don't care if we are likely to get snow flurries in the mountains.
................ I don't think so Scooter!..................