Chris Wedge has Described our pal Roger as a true Renaissance Man. I don't know about all that but here's an excerpt from his diary.
A Day in the life of Roger!
4:30 AM, woke up without the alarm.
4:30 - 4:45 personal maintenance
4:45: Watered the plants, notice new organic fertilizer is working well, will mix in more orange peel in next batch
4:50 - 5:50 Ran 13 Miles through the neighborhood. Noticed that stoplights are not properly timed. Will submit new program to the HOA as action item at next meeting. Will announce I am not a candidate to run for re-election, let someone else be president.
6:AM dressed and ready for work.
6:30 AM - 5 PM: Work diligently. Wild success.
5:20 PM- Golf league, bad day, only one-under. Miss a three footer for eagle and triple bogey #9. On the plus side, they have added my homemade wine to the menu at the club. People seem to like it. Also, sold my painting, "PGA vs Ping" to private collector.
8 PM: Bowling League. Ho-hum. uneventful. ten-pin didn't go right down on third ball in the tenth. Need to put the calipers on the ball, feels a little, I don't know, flawed.
9:30: Yoga with Jill.
10:15 PM Energy Replacement drink (Jill was right, it is better since I upped the carrot content!)
10:16 - 11:59 PM: Finishing touches on new novel.
Midnight: Update diary (shmidtz, I forgot revenge against my enemies, well there's always tomorrow!)