Wrong Turn at Albuquerque?

WTF? From Chase's old employer, the Associated Press, comes the story of the disassociated (or disoriented at least) ambulance driver.

Ambulance Aiding Dying Runner Got Lost
22 hours ago
CHICAGO (AP) — The ambulance crew who picked up a dying runner during the Chicago Marathon apparently got lost on the way to a hospital, authorities said. http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5g6lvSE-82tor9o87GWW2hM_C-PiA

I hear there are going to start using a combination of Onstarr, GPS, and Ernest at the local Sunoco to direct the ambulance drivers working next year's marathon. These guys could botch a one-car hillbilly funeral! I'm wondering, are these the same people in charge of Rockies World Series tickets?

Please tell me these guys aren't working the Grand Slam!