Sunday, June 8, 2008

So, I'm going out to run, I'll be back...

It's a good thing that, like Jesus, I am not married!


Why it's tough for me to be married: Hey, honey, listen, I'm going out for a run, I'll be back tomorrow! Yeah, I know it's 6 pm on Friday, I'll be back around 8 am.





Why it's tough for Jesus to be married: No, honey, I'm not hungry, me and the guys already ate. Yeah, I know I didn't bring anything but some fella had a fish, and there were a couple of loaves of bread. Oh, I don't know there were a few thousand. No, really, I'm not hungry, there was plenty.




Me: No really, there's 13 of us, and we plan on running 50 miles. Don't worry, we'll have on headlamps. In the cooler? Well, it's some boost, some PB&J's, some Gatorade, some boiled potatoes.






Jesus: Yes, she's gonna be there, and she is NOT a prostitute! That was a wicked rumour, can't you just call her Mary.





Me: Not that you would care, but I made it 50 miles.







Jesus: Not that you would care, but I was dead for 3 days.

Me: Ok, you're right, we were fishing.










Jesus: Yeah you're right, we were fishing.









7:10 PM Friday, 6/08/2008 - 5:23 AM Saturday, 6/09/2008 10 Hours and 13 minutes, 50 miles, the last letter (D) before the SLAM! good friends, good training, good times .....






Believe it or NOT?










9 comments:

Chase Squires said...

There he is, folks, Dan Miller, voted "most likely to be hiding a corpse in the back of his truck" ... No, really, you're looking great, Dan!

Aman, nice run, I hit the Lair of the Beer again, nothing like your epic, it's tough when you aint got no runnin' buds to plan these things with. sigh. Miss y'all!

superdave524 said...

Good job, Ange!

AndyMan said...

Hey, don't forget Jesus, he done alright too! Telling ya, it helps if you don't have to ask permission (though Jesus' dad was kinda tough)

Chase Squires said...

I don't know about the Jesus you know, but the guy I know, his dad, Hector, is pretty cool.

superdave524 said...

Women: slippery when wet. Well, duh!

AndyMan said...

Caution SuperD, it says Caution Women (they left out the ARE) Slippery when Wet. That's why Steve Martin said, "Never let go of her leg!"

superdave524 said...

He shoots! He scores!

Roger said...

I read your quotable section a few minutes ago. I got all the way to the bottom. Not a bad list. However, I take issue with Red getting credit for the Shawshank Redemption quote. I believe Andy says it first, in the "yard" after he gets out of solitary. Red repeats it later when he decides to find Andy in Mexico. Sorry, I don't want you in trouble with a major studio.

Star said...

Spouses just don't understand, do they? Then again...I don't really understand it all myself.

PS: Do you take that camera everywhere you go?

Chase: Now I'll always have that visual of Dan when he digs around in his trunk. Heehee