The Man with the worst name in ULTRARUNNING, LES MILES!
More happy for Les, he's not an ultrarunner, rather he is the head coach of the, cough, cough, "National Champion" LSU Bengal Tigers. Yeah, they only lost two games, but still national champions. Did they win in the playoffs, well no. See, the NCAA, they really just guess who should play, and then they play. There is talk of a lottery to determine who plays for next year's national championship. Hey, but none of that is Les' fault; more fault to the NCAA, losers that they are.
Hey NCAA, drop and give me 20, losers!
Speaking of losers, I guess "Revenge Against the Tree" Andy OSU'd Big-Time (had the early lead and folded like a cheap lawn chair) against "Arkansas" Andy (Shoe covers and all Arlene). So, we don't have to see Prego-Andy no mo'. I'll miss him, but not that much.