Crazy Crap I've Copped whilst Running: Mad Lib #68
Last night as the Beckster and I were flying (jogging slowly) around Carrollwood, I looked to my left on this well kept suburban street and laying right there is 1.__A Home Pregnancy Test_. Imagine my surprise! Why it reminded me of the time I was running through the woods and saw 2.__Dan & Woody slurping beers__ as I stopped to 3.__Pee_____.
Of all the crazy things I have found or seen nothing4. _Tops, beats, or was as useful to me as_ the time that I found 5.__two Porn magazines___ just outside of 6. _the Park__ by my house.
It doesn't just happen on training runs either. There was the time in Arkansas when I almost tripped over 7. _A Tarantula_ and the time in Vermont when I went chasing after a 8._A $1 Bill attached to some fishing line, complete with fisherperson_, right after I picked up 9. _a 12-Pack of Bud in the woods_.
Still none of that compares with the time my old friend Eric found the picture of 10. _two hot and naked young ladies making out (it was a Polaroid, which was neat)_ when were running the hills in San Antonio!
And, I swear it's a true story! Actual Answers later in the week. A Chili's Gift card to SuperDave for coming closest!
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"It's time to get busy living or get busy dying." from a Clint Eastwood movie, I think.
This is actually a quote from Tim Robbins in the Shawshank Redemption.
Does anybody want to know the story behind why Andyman is called "Scootah"? It involves steroids...
Nutter story for a nutter time, "Nice to meet cha scootah!"
And I'm changing the quote now, because I believe Big Bob is right, Red sed better off ded!
Now back to my crap, what did I find (or would I have found if I was looking harder!)
Big Bob - yes, I would like to know. . . the story . . .
you're not supposed to give the story...just ask:
name a noun:
name a verb:
etc...
Hey, who's blog is this anyway? I got Scooter stories, I got roids (hemi or ster, I don't remember, I got other stuff) Just play the game Martini, play the game! Er, Please :-)
Last night as the Beckster and I were flying (jogging slowly) around Carrollwood, I looked to my left on this well kept suburban street and laying right there is 1.__DEAD PUPPY____________. Imagine my surprise! Why it reminded me of the time I was running through the woods and saw 2._____BEAR, POOPING IN THE WOODS_____________ as I stopped to 3.___POOP IN THE WOODS_________.
Of all the crazy things I have found or seen nothing4. ___FLOGS_____ the time that I found 5.______DINOSAUR BONES_____________ just outside of 6. _______HEDGES______ by my house.
It doesn't just happen on training runs either. There was the time in Arkansas when I almost tripped over 7. __MY, ER, UNIT__________ and the time in Vermont when I went chasing after a 8.___DOSE OF PENICILLAN______, right after I picked up 9. __A NASTY RASH_________.
Still none of that compares with the time my old friend Eric found the picture of 10. __MY HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL IN A COMPROMISING POSITION______ when were running the hills in San Antonio!
And, I swear it's a true story! Actual Answers later in the week. A Chili's Gift card to the winner of a poll to be taken next week.
Last night as the Beckster and I were flying (jogging slowly) around Carrollwood, I looked to my left on this well kept suburban street and laying right there is 1.___a sawed off human ear____. Imagine my surprise! Why it reminded me of the time I was running through the woods and saw 2.___a mr. potato head ear_____ as I stopped to 3.__pleasure myself____. Of all the crazy things I have found or seen nothing 4. _compares to___ the time that I found 5._a 10 lb turd____ just outside of 6. __the portapotty_______ by my house. It doesn't just happen on training runs either. There was the time in Arkansas when I almost tripped over 7. _Bill Clinton’s pecker___ and the time in Vermont when I went chasing after a 8._Hermit Thrush____, right after I picked up 9. _a swinger_____. Still none of that compares with the time my old friend Eric found the picture of 10. _the naked men at the Alamo_____ when we’re running the hills in San Antonio! And, I swear it's a true story! Actual Answers later in the week. A Chili's Gift card to the winner of a poll to be taken next week.
Well there is that! I did actually see Bill Clinton when I ran Arkansas (cardboard cutout, but still)
Clinton gets around - he was also spotted at Doral a while back.
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