Sour Grapes Report

NY Football Giants Advance due to stellar play by their defense and an uncharacteristically good game by characteristically bad Eli "Wo" Manning.

But life wasn't all bad:

Just some of my sweet, er I mean suite mates for the game. From Left to right, Kim, Donna and Rhonda.

And let's contrast this to your average Giants' fan (U-G-L-Y, you Aint got no Alibi!)

Yeah, why do you think they are called the Giants? These weren't the ugliest fans, they were the ugliest anythings! Trucks, Turtles, you name it, they beat it for ugly. Hey, Giants, save the money from StubHub and, and, .... never mind, you can't fix that much ugly. Shoot, you guys could make a Raider fan take throw up in his mouth. I'm not saying, I'm just saying we have definitely answered Clara Peller's question:

We have found the beef! And it's name is Giant Fan!