For your birthday, your aunt gave you a Vermont maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Winner gets a First Watch Gift card or I-tunes download.AndyMan
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2006: MUT=Mountain Ultra Trailrunner (never a pure bred, always a MUT!)
Free at last, free at last. I'm running on my own terms now!
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- 26 with Star, Bergen Peak, CO
- 8 at Green Mtn, CO w/Amy
- 6 in Topeka, KS with Amy
- 6 in Nashville at G.O.O!
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Quotable
"You know what I call the guy who's DFL? A finisher!" Overhead at the back of the pack at Western States in 2009. It meant a lot more to me at the end than it did at mile 3 when I heard it.
"Hey were you DFL at Western States? So was I!" Some dude named Steve that I met at Umstead. He was DFL in 2006, I was DFL in 09.
Becky talking about the need for training partners, "It takes a village to run a 100-miler." June's reply, "Yeah, a village Idiot!" Priceless June Bug, priceless!
“We are not in a hurry anymore.” Roger to his crew as he entered Camp 10 Bear for the first time in the Vermont 100, Ouch! Darn evil doctors!
"Road Marathons Suck!" Words of wisdom from Professor ACG. Listen to him, he knows of what he speaks!
"It's slippery." From the dude lying on his back at the Alafia Trail 1/2, regarding the trail condition of the muddy downhill I was about to run. Thanks, now could you roll to the side.
"There is no Try, either Do or Do Not Do." Yoda. Ok, little man, that sounds like you have a Do-Do philosophy. There is no try may work for keeping the Dark Force at bay and saving an empire, but oh-great-wrinkled-one, we're talking about running 100 Miles. Now drop and give me 20, Mr. Jed-Eye!
To me, From an aid station volunteer at Ancient Oaks 100-mile trail run, "The difference is, You could do what I'm doing, I could never do what you are doing!"
"Hey were you DFL at Western States? So was I!" Some dude named Steve that I met at Umstead. He was DFL in 2006, I was DFL in 09.
Becky talking about the need for training partners, "It takes a village to run a 100-miler." June's reply, "Yeah, a village Idiot!" Priceless June Bug, priceless!
“We are not in a hurry anymore.” Roger to his crew as he entered Camp 10 Bear for the first time in the Vermont 100, Ouch! Darn evil doctors!
"Road Marathons Suck!" Words of wisdom from Professor ACG. Listen to him, he knows of what he speaks!
"It's slippery." From the dude lying on his back at the Alafia Trail 1/2, regarding the trail condition of the muddy downhill I was about to run. Thanks, now could you roll to the side.
"There is no Try, either Do or Do Not Do." Yoda. Ok, little man, that sounds like you have a Do-Do philosophy. There is no try may work for keeping the Dark Force at bay and saving an empire, but oh-great-wrinkled-one, we're talking about running 100 Miles. Now drop and give me 20, Mr. Jed-Eye!
To me, From an aid station volunteer at Ancient Oaks 100-mile trail run, "The difference is, You could do what I'm doing, I could never do what you are doing!"
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19 comments:
Sounds like a good assignment for Chase, The Prof or Roger...
OR Super D - maybe he received the same gift on his birthday and has already written his thank you note.
sorry, typo in the first one ...
Dear Aunt Grace,
Thank you so much for the thoughtful gift, no one has ever given me a cock that squirts hot syrup when you pump it up and down. My hand will certainly be giving it a job every morning when I wake up stiff and ready to slather warm butter on some steaming buns. Every morning when I come in the kitchen, I will pump this cock and think of you.
Love,
Andy
How about this:
AG
WTF?
AM
Gotta love the brevity.
GatorFan
I'm certain it's a soap dispenser, to dispense frothy, aromatic soaps that I can rub across my glistening, hard body.
-- Dean Karnazes
Dear Aunt Grace-
Thanks for the syrup dispenser. I'm not really a Carolina fan, but thanks. At least it's not a book. I hate to read. Or a fish scaler. What the Hell is that? I don't fish. Anyway, I really, really tolerate it. Where'd you get it, anyway (and do you still have the receipt? No reason. Just askin')?
Cordially,
AndyMan
Dear Aunt Grace-
Thanks for the syrup dispenser. I'm not really a Carolina fan, but thanks. At least it's not a book. I hate to read. Or a fish scaler. What the Hell is that? I don't fish. Anyway, I really, really tolerate it. Where'd you get it, anyway (and do you still have the receipt? No reason. Just askin')?
Cordially,
AndyMan
I think a fish scaler is what you weigh fish on.
There is a Dean Karnazes imposter on this site. The REAL Dean only uses one hyphen before signing his name!!!
-Dean Karnazes
Dear Aunt Bea,
Hey thanks for the Rooster, it's sweet. I accidently dropped it, and inadvertantly stepped on it, and I kicked it out the window as I went to pick it up.
Surprisingly, it's fine. I guess "You can't kill the Rooster!"
Love,
David Sedaris
ps: I'm glad you got over that whole, "Mom loves my dad, your brother, more" thing. While I understand it(in your case anyway), it's not nice to play favorites. Thanks again, and cockadoodledoo!
Chase wins....I can't BEAT that!
Now Arlene,
Chase's was good, but not suddle, let's see if the Prof weighs in before we just start throwing first watch taters around. Also, that David guy was pretty good with the whole one-legged chicken thing. Let's give it a day or two.
AMan
Where IS the Prof? We've been waiting.
Hey hey, we can't expect the Prof to be spending too much time near a computer. He's got to ease back in to it, I mean it's a hard case coming back from 9 months of vacation, I feel for the guy.
Chase already gave us a mouthfull about the cock. I was so choked up after reading his missive that I could just spit. I had an absolute ball trying to come up with something as good, but alas I couldn't think of anything that was nearly as tongue-in-cheek. So you're all just going to have to swallow the fact that Chase really put his head into this and clearly has better genetics in his mouth.
Sorry it took me so long to finish this, but I was a bit nervous and I had too much to drink.
Dear Auntie Grace,
How did you know I wanted a cock for my Birthday?
Of course, I've had others but this one is the best. From the first time I grabbed it and gave it a squeeze, it has produced the most luxourious creamy discharge. It feels so good in my hands and on my face that I just can't stop using it.
Can you please tell me where it from and if there are others like it?
With all the love that I have left.
Andy
Hey, Chase is good but I had to try...
Looking more and more like Gator Fan's brevity will be winning the prize!
You'd think I'd learn, regardless, yall are flat cracking me up (oh, jeez, did I just give you more ammo!)
Aint it funny how it's the posts you aren't expceting that get the most play (oh, no, more fodder)
Out!
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