Tuesday, April 29, 2008

The Cure Should Fit the Crime!

Cure? More like Punishment if you ask me!

Anyone ever get the "Sports Massage?" I just got one as treatment for my Plantar Fascitiis, and It's nothing like that candles burning, come on over baby and I'll give you a massage, massage. It's more like the let me rip and peel back your skin, grab and wrench your insides massage.

Needless to say, I'm going back for more! Shoot, I'll say this, my main man Pete (who by the way is trying to raise $5K for Miles for Moffit by running 50 Miles on his 50th B'day 5/10 please contact Pete @ ppfannerst@aol.com with your pledges) put a new kinda hurt on me! My choices were to either Scream, Cry, or Laugh, so I was laughing like it was my job. He twisted me 9-Ways to Sunday. At one point I made him stop and take a break, whilst I put my jewels back in their case. Ok, so why am I going back? When he was done and I stood up.... I was a new man. A new man with a new foot! My foot like it hadn't in months. It was a dose of Pete Magic!
Man, I can't wait to go back. Plus, I figure that enduring the pain is great training for an ultra. Besides, I promise you at no point will by foot hurt that much during the race.

9 comments:

superdave524 said...

Funny stuff, Ange.

AndyMan said...

True stuff! And I love how the one dude that intentionally hurts himself gets all Candy @ss when he bites his tounge. That's me! Run 100, no problem. Run on a broken leg, no problem, but one little massge and I'm laughing like a baby (cause crying would have been fairy-listic!)

Roger said...

I don't know of anything that hurts so good as a properly done deep tissue massage given by a smiling professional. If Dr. Pete's office was less than 100 miles from my house, I'd be there every week for a dose of pain. Instead, I settle for seamy, unfulfilling, self-induced massage with my wife's rolling pin...don't tell her. (or eat cookies at my house this christmas)

Chase Squires said...

Maybe that's where I shoulda gone, instead of going to see a quack. I mean, "chiropractor" ...

Dr. Maguse said...

not funny
i was going to use that pic for one of my blogs...
in the future, stay away from any pic containing "punks," young, old, posers, etc.

:@)

AndyMan said...

You want a not funny picture? Check out today's entry!

Dr. Maguse said...

CK models are hot...so don't even go there.

Star said...

Once when Pete was putting the hurt on me, I said, "Man! You don't fool around do you Pete?" His reply was, "Everything that happens on this table happens for a reason." Point taken. Don't expect a fluff-and-buff if you go to Pete. He'll rock your socks ;) and you'll be happy...AFTER its over. Glad it helped you PF problem!

Arlene said...

You sure that a good roll of tape and a frozen coke bottle won't work? It's cheaper than Pete and doesn't hurt as much!

Just kidding; I've had the sports massage for the piriformis. As John Mellencamp said, it "Hurts So Good" (maybe that should be your song this week?). I doubt that Pete would smack you if you said to him "come on baby, make it hurt so good!"

You're right, though, the more it hurts, the newer you feel afterwards. Money well spent.

And a BIG congrats to the Ail-girl! Does this mean that we need to get our bracelet orders in NOW since she may be too busy to make them?