Plantars. IT Band. No Life. No Money. There's world out there. I'm hooked on the show Dexter. More time to coach. More time to promote races. I'll go do porn because, My unit is so big it won't return the president's calls.
And for so many more reasons, I QUIT!
That's right, the old Grand Slam won't have old Andy Mathews to kick around anymore.
Done! Fin-E! Ex-Post-Facto! The Slam is in the Archives!!
Take that! And while you are at it............. Take this......................................
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18 comments:
I pity da fool.
My unit is so big that when I do push-ups I'm actually pushing the Earth down.
It's own Zip Code
It can divide by zero...
My unit is so big it won't return Spielberg's phone calls.
...so big my unit has a unit, and my unit's unit is bigger than your unit.
SuperD is out, he used one that's already been used.
So big it effects the tides!
...so big that it has 12 moons; one of which is the Earth.
From last night's Two and a Half Men ... "so big I can put a hat on it and ride in the HOV lane" ...
:-)
So big.... so, big that er, I'm going down in flames, I can't think of one, I'm out!
In order to measure it you must be able to count to infinity...twice.
(That's the one that Andy meant to say)
oh, i have a good one, but it's too XXX.
sorry
Oh, I'm sorry, I was thinking "along those lines" and I passed out due to loss of blood from the rest of my body!
Okay, ya busted me. I 'member (hee hee) a Drew Carey bit on that same thing. You might recognize a few of these:
http://www.ryanbuck.com/bigdick/drew_carey.htm
Richard Pryor did a bit on dudes bragging. Anyone remember?
HA!!!! APRIL FOOLS!!! MY UNIT REALLY ISN'T THAT BIG!!!!! GOTCHA!!!!!
And for the rest of us: Two cats peeing off of the side of a bridge over troubled waters:
Cat One: Wooo Who, Man, that water is cold.
Cat Two: Yeah, deep too!
And April Fools, mine doesn't really have just it's own zip code, we're talking area code! You call 813 and it answers!
(not too many female of the opposite sex posts here today, notice that? It's twue, twue!)
So Big, I don't have to lie about it (ok, now, I'm into April Fools too )
So its true...you guys realy do sit around and compare your junk. So typical.
Star, you know better than that. We don't actually do it, we just only talk about it. Plus those other guys, yeah that may be junk ........
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